“You can’t avoid danger. Just go on and try. No matter your actions, you’re still gonna die.”
“Everything That Will Kill You… From A to Z” by CollegeHumor is a dark animated poem about some of the many different things that could kill someone. There is at least one potential cause of death listed for each letter of the alphabet.
In life you have choices,
the healthy and not.
And sometimes it’s tricky to choose
what you ought.
So if you are wondering,
what makes you ill.
It’s easy to know,
because everything will
A is for Alkohol, source of addiction,
liver diseases and other afflictions.
So how about water? That might be okey,
But if it’s in plastic… there is B – BPA,
C is for corn syrup, soda pop uses,
and also for carbs found in sugary juices,
D .. dehydration, You still have to drink
all these Barrages seem like they stink,
eating too little or too much to count,
E is for eating in perfects amount,
and eating someting your shudnt consume,
cus dosents of dishes will lead you doom,
F is for fryed food thats filld up with fat
Guden for G if you bite in to that,
H is for Hotdogs, who knows how there made,
I for insectiside wegies are spraid
J is for jerky with way too much salt,
K is for Kale also at falut,
„but isnt it helthy“
im glad that you ask,
candwich and kale make Firoids too fast
„forget about eating im just go utside“
There si eaven more Dangers can Hide
L is for Lyme disease, carry bactic,
Malaria M That mosquitoes Inflict,
N Indiaetl Toluiamide,
its kill all the bugs, and it kill your inside
O is for Oxigen less Recreation,
P for pollution each inhaliation,
Q is for Quicksilver Fishing is rekt,
R deadly Radon thats Hard to detect
S is for sunscream but also the sun
both give you cancer isnt that fun?
T for tobbaco U for UV for UV,
W watching too much TV,
X as expected X slash and Ray,
Y is suprisingly Yerba Mate
Z is for zelatry, any existions that you found a key,
to entudal existence, You cant awoid
danger, just go on and try no matter you actions,
you still gonna die.